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I take the night sky in my hand
And bathe in second-hand sunlight
A chance for enlightened reflection
To seek meditation at midnight
To travel though light years of musing
Recycling my thoughts and my insight
I take the night sky in my hand
And bathe in second-hand sunlight
Now, from the night sky, on my face
A droplet of second-hand sea
Whose parents were stormclouds and whirlpools
The morning's wet tears on a tree
Plus myriad others since water was young
Once even a T-Rex's pee
Hmm.
Now, from the night sky, on my face
A droplet of second-hand sea
I take my instrument in hand
And sing a second-hand song
I pluck the words of humankind
And string them most kindly along
I use only words born before me
So no-one can tell me I'm wrong
I take my instrument in hand
And sing a second-hand song
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I reach my hand out
On the bedside table
Right, so far, so good
I miss the water,
Penknife, and razor,
Right, so far, so good
And in a twist of vengeful fate
A fist connects with sensor plate
How swift the hellish noise abates
So far, so great
So far, so good
I stagger to the bathroom
Without drama
Right, so far, so good
The handle turns
I shrug off pyjamas
Right, so far, so good
And in my torpid, naked state
I give my corpus half-sedate
The cleanest of the cleanest slate
So far, so great
SO far, so good
I towel myself off
In the morn's insanity
So far, so good
I pick the toothpaste tube
Up off the vanity
So far, so good
I gently squeeze the next colgate
Upon the willing razor blade
And raise it to my dental plate
So far, so great
So far, so...
Whoa.
I put the willing razor
On the counter
Right, so far so good
And try hard not to picture
That encounter
Right, so far so good
For tracks for trains I have to make
I carry on, for timing's sake
But just-so-slightly more awake
So far, so great
So far, so good
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Every last decision you have ever ever made
Every single syllable to fierce escape your lips
Every path you've followed, every game you've ever played
Every choice you've chosen in each moment unto this
Every little footstep your intrepid feet have taken
Each time you acceded, every time that you refused
Every opportunity, commanded or forsaken
Every moment wasted, and each one you wisely used
Every last encounter, the benign and the malignant
Every day you've ruined, and each one you've made anew
Every smile you've drawn and all who stormed away indignant
Every life you've touched and all that did the same to you
Every thought that crossed your mind and every word you've spoken
Each moment of weakness, every time that you were strong
Every sacred hour you've slept and each second you've woken
Every last decision whether proven right or wrong
Has eventually led you to be here
Has eventually led you to be here
And listening To This song
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I'm a waiter
(One more factor -
Also an aspiring actor)
Now a walk-on
I've been handed
Like a weighty fish I've landed
But the detail
Will devil ya
As it all rings quite familiar
For my role
In this new fable
Is more waiting on these tables!
So I almost do my real job
As I almost do my dream job
So I wait (and do my real job)
As I wait to land my dream job!
It's all very simple, really
I'm an actor...
Maybe later
But for now, an acting waiter
Now I've landed
This great walk-on
I've a weighty point to talk on
How familiar
All these details
Of this gastronomic retail
So these tables
I'm patrolling
While the cameras keep on rolling!
So I almost do my real job
As I almost do my dream job
So I wait (and do my real job)
As I wait to land my dream job!
And I'm caught between these universes
Touching at the seams
A server's wage, the world a stage
Reality and dreams
While never living quite one life
And never its reverse
In hope to take that hopeful break
And break the server's curse
I'm a waiter
(One more factor -
Also an aspiring actor)
Now an actor
Maybe later
But for now an acting waiter
So I almost do my real job
As I almost do my dream job
So I wait (and do my real job)
As I wait to land my dream job!
As I wait to land my dream job,
So I wait (and do my real job)
Thus I almost do my dream job
While I almost do my dream job!
It's all very simple, really.
Right. Thank you for coming in. We'll let you know.
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I never saw my parents
One image still remains
Perhaps a premonition
Or a solitary frame
That lingers from a sequence
In a dream that mostly fled
Their watercoloured silhouettes
With hats upon their heads
CHORUS
So my search goes on, ever onward
Over vast and foreign shores
Knowing one day, I will find them
And we'll be as one once more
I never knew my mother
Though I hear in whispered tales
She crossed the seven seas
With many flags upon her sails
Her eyes flash for a second
Like the faintest verdant glim
And curls of chocolate swish
Beneath a wide and crimson brim
CHORUS
I never saw my father
Though I sometimes hear his name
They speak of eyes of kindness
Peering through a rounded frame
And though that fading image
Can't describe him to the letter
My mind's eye holds a knitted hat
And stripes upon a sweater
I'll walk the length of every road, and knock on every door
And search my whole life for them like so many have before
CHORUS
I never saw my parents
One image still remains
Perhaps a premonition
Or a solitary frame
That lingers from a sequence
In a dream that mostly fled
Their watercoloured silhouettes
With hats upon their heads
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Hey, stranger. How's tricks? Lovely weather out there
Is that a cappucino that you're cradling with care?
You clearly came here to be lost with your muse
But I have here an offer that you cannot refuse
We've beaches and bushwalks and bicycling tracks
Not one day goes by where no-one gets a flat
There's boarding and blading all set up in the park
We can't find the skates for them, but you might... in the dark
Dammit!
CHORUS
Life's bound to taste foul if you're filled up with bile
And life's little hiccups are great for a smile
So please stop on by and stay for a while
On dammit isle, on dammit isle
We're famous for parties, our bars and cafes
The pots always boil when we first look away
The bassline will quicken the pace of your heart
The sound's always pumping, at least 'til you fart
We've discounts for workers (heh, heh) til five o'clock
Our T-shirts are so chic, but they are all out of stock
We finished the promo video just yesterday
It's all up on Youtube - here, let me push play
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and...
Dammit!
CHORUS
BRIDGE
We've got the rest cure if you've caught Schadenfreude
The one natural high truly better avoided
If life's only funny when it hits someone else
Ve have vays of helping you to laugh at yourself
CHORUS
So do me a favour and come for a visit
The barge leaves in... oh, shoot, looks like you've just missed it
It's time I that was leaving, my story's been told
You've not touched your coffee. I think it has gone cold.
Dammit!
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Six elephants of Indostan
To learning much inclined,
Who went to see the human being
(Though all of them were blind),
That each by observation
Might satisfy his mind.
The First approach'd the human being,
And, as was his dear wish
He placed his toe upon his head,
With an almighty squish:
"My word!" he slurred, "the human being
Is very like a dish!"
The Second came to take his turn,
And cried 'You nailed it, mate!'
So very round and smooth and short?
There's no call to debate -
This wonder of a human being
Is very like a plate!"
(This elephant was a recent migrant from Australasia, where we don't actually have eleoh shut up)
The Third approached the poor old man,
And happening to tug
His heel across the sad morass,
(consider it a hug):
Cried "I believe this child of Eve
Is very like a rug!"
The Fourth reached out his eager foot,
And felt a fellow flat.
"What most this wondrous beast is like
Is mighty plain," he spat,
"'Tis clear enough this man of God
Is very like a mat!"
The Fifth, who chanced to touch the mass,
Said: "No more can I teach ya -
A fool can lecture on his shape;
There's nary scope to cheat ya,
This hero of a hominid
Is very like a pizza!"
The Sixth no sooner had begun
About the man to founder,
Then, seizing on a sort of beast
With none wider and rounder,
Did quip, "I see, this fellow, he
Is very like a flounder!"
And so these Elephants concurred
Without semantic swerving,
Each of their shared opinion
All were righteous in deserving,
Although their methodology
Was just a bit self-serving!
MORAL
So oft in scientific hunts,
The truth, it must be lettered
Is that which we strive to observe
Is not nature unfettered,
But nature trapped and bound
To our interrogation method!
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Claire-Annette
Amanda-Lynne
Play music for
The band I'm in
Amanda-Lynne
Plays the clarinet
The Mandolin?
That's Claire-Annette
CHORUS
Amanda-Lynne
And Claire-Annette
Play on
Through that orchestral set
Claire-Annette
In hand her plectrum
Plucks out a
Symphonic Spectrum
With gentle airs
Across the reed
Amanda-Lynne
Is fine indeed
CHORUS
BRIDGE
The curtain's up
The lights are down
Expectant silence all around
They wait for magic to begin
For Claire-Annette
And Amanda-Lynne
Claire-Annette
Amanda-Lynne
Make harmony
From tensi-on
Amanda-Lynne
Will purse her lips
And Claire-Annette?
A perfect fifth
CHORUS x 2
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1. I walked into an empty room
Wandered through the open door
And just like that, the empty room
Was empty no more
2. I thought about my empty head
My inner voice swelled to a roar
And just like that, my empty head
Was empty no more
3. I felt my spirit's gentle pull
What was empty now is full
4. I held in hand an empty glass
One which finest whiskey wet
And just like that, the empty glass
Remained empty yet
5. I thought about my empty heart
A trespass never to forget
And just like that, my empty heart
Remained empty yet
6. My thoughts sat heavy on my brow
What was full is empty now
7. And all I ever hoped to be
Sat halfway to infinity
To vanish or replenish at my will
And all that soon would come to pass
Lay halfway up a hollow glass
For one halfhearted soul to void or fill
8. I thought of my half-empty head
I drew the strength to be strong-willed
And just like that, my half-empty head became half filled
9. I thought of my half-empty heart
Though wounded, it could not be killed
And just like that, my half-empty heart became half filled
10. This glass which halfway empty sat
Is now half full and I'm OK with that
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We came
Into each others' lives
One granite day in June
Seven thousand miles
From when your own
Began
And though
You wore your place of birth
Forever on your sleeve
I never hatched
Homecoming
As a plan
Across the seas to Bangladesh
Across the earth and sky
CHORUS
Beneath our toes
The earth shall spin
I'll hold you close
Like a second skin
And show you all
You've never known
Welcome home
Behold
A world where sky meets sea
And sand will ever stretch
Where the mangroves
And the marshes
Hug the coast
Behold
A land of heat and light
Two hundred million footsteps
Falling to the earth
And leaving
Like a ghost
Across the seas to Bangladesh
Across the earth and sky
CHORUS
And watch the smoke the sun eclipse
From shirts and shells, and shoes and ships
All tumbling from the belt - go forth, you're sent
While deep inside, amidst the rattle
Workers work, hemmed in like cattle
Toiling, toiling for their daily cent
I bought you
From a bargain rack
One granite day in June
Seven thousand miles
From where your maker
Dwelt
And never stopped to think
Until this day
Of where you came
Where your stitcher
Played the hand
That he was dealt
Across the seas to Bangladesh
Across the earth and sky
CHORUS x 2
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I caught a wild moment
By surprise
Entrapped it in a snare
And stole it from the past
Where it might stay
Naive and unaware
A flash, a click
It found itself in chains
And placed within somehow
The strange and hostile zoo
That is their future
And my here and now
*instrumental*
I saw the wild moment
In its frame
Still frozen as it was
So silent in its solitude
In permanent
And peaceful pause
I stopped, and thought a moment
Then I knew
I had the pow'r to choose
With just the lightest waver
Of my hands
To set the moment loose
CHORUS
A touch upon the right and then
The left, until at last
I'll free this captive moment
To the sanctum of the past
And sometimes it's a litter
One of many
Almost all alike
But set apart by blinking eyes
Or voids within
A light beam's strike
Then all but one may be released
Lay down their imprint
For the cause
To thus, refine a moment passed
And breed the greatest
Is
that was
CHORUS
BRIDGE
And so, a moment goes
For no more eyes to ever see
But in its place, a peace remains
A picture freed -
Be free
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Five were the grown men. All in a line. A doctor, a lawyer. An officer fine. A calloused mechanic. A thief of the den. All in a line. Were the five grown men.
A lawman, a foreman. A scribbler of wills. A picker of pockets. A curer of chills. Each had their profession. Cut down to an art. But only one had my best interests. At heart.
But who, my friends, oh who?
It's not the one who'd satisfaction. Draw from my most foul infraction. Firing fees which scarce abate. My friends, it's not the advocate
It isn't he who lives in hope that all my inners fail to cope. With every stress my life withstood. My friends, it's not the doctor good.
And it's not he whose heart's desire's. That I'd be a crook, a liar. Fit to swing from Gallows Hill My friends, it's not the constable.
It's not the one who's daily bread. Is drawn from cracks and engines dead. With my old wreck his master plan. My friends, it's not the garage man.
The only one who'd wish me health, prosperity, and untold wealth. Success until my last relief. My friends, 'tis he - the common thief!
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Pete Murphy - Balthazar
05:28
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The Salamander Balthazar
Impressive by its name
A creature frigid cold of blood
Yet born of raging flame
It twines each tree with toxin
And sacred fire it slings
Its skin the suit of emperors
Its hair the robes of kings
So long ago, a Balthazar
This lord of every land
Once found itself within the clutch
Of one old wrinkled hand
It thrashed its limbs of litheness
Its jaw would snap and nip
But all this pomp and circumstance
For naught - he held his grip
As man and beast were tickled by
The gentle kiss of rain
The old man's grin was crooked
As the harried beast would lurch
Relief sat on his forehead
As success became his search
Then tossed within a canvas bag
Was Balthazar the chief
As wizened fingers set once more
To turn each stone and leaf
As frantically he foraged for
Another soul to glean
For what's a king of searing light
Without his fiery queen?
He pulled, he clawed, he tore aside
He flinched, he second-guessed
Determined that he wouldn't meet
With failure in his quest
As man and beast were smattered
With the cold caress of rain
Bedraggled beard and sandals blunt
The man came frantic in his hunt
Through ravaged logs and sodden ground
No Eve for Adam could be found
This blazing star without a mate,
The old man fled, disconsolate
As winds and tides and clouds would swell
Consigning all to misty hell!
And man and beast were bitten
By the wintry teeth of rain
The Salamander Balthazar
Was then, at last released
He scurried back onto the grounds
He owned from west to east
And saw the parting shoulders
Of this man of many years
The raindrops on his robefront mixed
With bitter, stinging tears
He turned once more, and murmured
One last prayer of anguished thanks
Then placed a weary sole upon
His vessel's wooden planks
With Balthazar left wondering
Who was that ragged man?
And never quite to understand
The essence of his plan
And man and beast saw forty days
And forty nights of rain...
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Three wise men of Indostan
(Riiiiiight. Stop that at once. Natalie Merchant already wrote a song about wise men of Indostan, and you did that daft parody about elephants stomping on people. And you just came off the back of a song about a shirt from Bangladesh. Why don't you aim for another part of the subcontinent? What about Laos? Nobody ever writes about Laos. OK. The three wise men are from Laos. Got it? Sheesh. Start again).
Three wise men of Vientiane,
Capital of Laos
Lined themselves up facing north
Soldiers in a Raos... Row, *cough*.
Each wore a hat selected
From a fivesome on a rack
Three of palest milky white
And two of deepest black
The wise man at the forefront
Could perceive not either friend
The others, only he who stood
More near the northern end
A voice rang out 'Your mission -
To discern your bonnet's colour
Though you cannot see your own hat
Or talk to another fuller.. fellow, sorry
The scene ensued so tranquil
Girt without a hint of violence
A moment passed, before the man
Most northern broke the silence
"khaphachaokho mikhuaamsuk
thi lik khongkhaphachao pen sik"
(Riiight. Stop that. What the hell are you doing?)
[Well, he's from Laos, you see, It seemed only natural that he would speak -]
(And do you think any of your listeners do? Translate in haste. And make it rhyme.)
[*Exhales*]
A moment passed, before the man
Most northern broke the silence
"I declare with delight
That my hat is pure white!"
Indeed, it was so
But how
Did
He
Know?
*Instrumental*
Although the men were worldly, wise
Not one was a magician
But each was perfect in their logic -
Perfect three logicians
The rear man knew his only chance
To speak with certainty
The colour of his headgear
Was for him to clearly see
That both black hats were sitting
On the pates of those ahead
But what he saw was white as snow
And so no words he said
The middle man thought therefore
'If a black hat I did face,
I'd know for sure that mine was white'
But that was not the case
With black and white left in the pool
No more could be inferred
About what lay upon his head
So he said not a word
The front man took this silence
As a prima facie proof
That his own hat could not be black
And thus he said aloof...
(Well, what?)
[Well, I already told you what he said. He said 'I declare with delight that my hat is pure white'. Weren't you listening?]
(Look, it's a sodding song. You're allowed to say the same thing more than once. In fact, it's actively encouraged for key themes and... you know, I don't have to explain this to you. Just sing!)
[*Exhales*
"I declare with delight
That my hat is pure white!"
Indeed it was so
But how
Did
He
...
[This is stupid. I've just spent five verses explaining how he came to that conclusion, it makes no sense to ask the listener-]
(Look, how many times do I have to tell you? This is a song. You can repeat things in songs even after the listener's already heard them, I)
[But it's a riddle! The riddle's already been answered! There's absolutely no sense in asking twi-]
(IT'S. A. SONG. Did Bob Dylan just stop singing after he said the answer was blowing in the wind? No he arsing well didn't. And they gave him a Nobel prize for it)
[This is ridiculous. I quit].
(YOU CAN'T QUIT! I FIRE YOU!)
[YOU CAN'T FIRE ME! I QUIT!]
(YOU CAN'T QUIT!, I
*Both are drowned out by a chord in the vein of the Beatles' 'A Day in the Life'...
*End*
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