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Mike Skliar - Polar Moonshine

from Mantichorean by Stephen Wordsmith

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Recorded for 50 songs in 90 days, 2012.

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Welcome to our establishment!
Please take a seat, and you'll be sent
A complementary mug of polar beer
Our house special's been made to suit
A shard of spice, a hint of fruit
It's only northern comfort you'll find here

The seats are comfy, near palatial
And all our atmosphere is glacial
So let our product look you in the mouth
We're not just out to take your money
And our outlook is always sunny
As every window in here faces south

CHORUS
Polar moonshine so divine
(ninety's the proof, and also the latitude)
Polar moonshine so divine
(warms you inside, and that ain't no platitude)
Polar moonshine so divine
(a frosty mug works great for your attitude)
Polar moonshine so divine
(you'll regain feeling, 'specially gratitude)

Do you suffer from backaches chronic?
Then try our gin and isotonic
We serve it up with shelf-ice from the floes
Or rye distilled by Santa's elves
Who quite like to imbibe themselves
(That's why they have a very shiny nose)

Like Vodka from New Zealand's shores
It's forty-two below outdoors
So come and warm your cockles 'fore you freeze
And we don't need no stinkin' license
To dispense your fire-and-ice
Since there's no liquor law upon the seas!

CHORUS

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from Mantichorean, released September 3, 2013
Lyrics by Stephen Wort.
Composition, guitar, harmonica, vocals and backround vocals by Mike Skliar (mikeskliar.bandcamp.com , www.mikeskliar.com)

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