Welcome to our establishment!
Please take a seat, and you'll be sent
A complementary mug of polar beer
Our house special's been made to suit
A shard of spice, a hint of fruit
It's only northern comfort you'll find here
The seats are comfy, near palatial
And all our atmosphere is glacial
So let our product look you in the mouth
We're not just out to take your money
And our outlook is always sunny
As every window in here faces south
CHORUS
Polar moonshine so divine
(ninety's the proof, and also the latitude)
Polar moonshine so divine
(warms you inside, and that ain't no platitude)
Polar moonshine so divine
(a frosty mug works great for your attitude)
Polar moonshine so divine
(you'll regain feeling, 'specially gratitude)
Do you suffer from backaches chronic?
Then try our gin and isotonic
We serve it up with shelf-ice from the floes
Or rye distilled by Santa's elves
Who quite like to imbibe themselves
(That's why they have a very shiny nose)
Like Vodka from New Zealand's shores
It's forty-two below outdoors
So come and warm your cockles 'fore you freeze
And we don't need no stinkin' license
To dispense your fire-and-ice
Since there's no liquor law upon the seas!
Though he was uncredited, Steve Albini was behind the boards on this noise rock classic from the forever feral Jesus Lizard. Bandcamp New & Notable May 8, 2024
Alex Henry Foster again collaborates with Canadian-Japanese artist Momoka, who also translates the lyrics from English to Japanese. Bandcamp New & Notable May 7, 2024